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Friday, 10 October 2008

Start your Christmas lists! Item #1: Guinness Pub

Posted on 08:14 by Unknown
Neiman Marcus


There are plenty of reasons to raise a pint to the Irish. Saint Patrick, the Blarney Stone. One of the greatest occurred in 1759 when young Arthur Guinness founded a brewery at St. James's Gate, crafted a hearty, distinctive stout, and won a place in our hearts forever. Celebrate the 250th anniversary of that first delicious keg with our exclusive, once-in-a-lifetime gift. The folks at RiRa Pubs will design a fully functional, traditional Irish pub and build it in your home in 2009. It will be crafted from historic Irish architectural elements and authentic Guinness artifacts. There's also a VIP trip for two to Dublin with first class airfare, luxury accommodations, and insider access to the magic still being made at the historic working St. James's Gate brewery. (All members of your party must be at least 21 years of age.) Plus fresh Guinness Stout for your pub. For an entire year.

A toast! To calling 1.877.9NM.GIFT for more information, detailed terms and conditions, and to order! Sláinte!

©2008 GUINNESS & Co. Always Drink Responsibly.


Free Guinness for a year? FIRST CLASS airfare to Ireland? Authentic Guinness artifacts? How much does this fantastic offer cost, you ask?


Item
Authentic Guinness Home Pub
Price $250,000.00*
OCBF9_NMO3605

*Neiman Marcus is acting as the advertiser for this package. Recipient must be 21 years of age or older and live in the continental United States. Site preparation costs not included. Method of delivery of beer will be subject to legal restrictions and requirements in the gift recipient's state of residence.



That's where they lost me. Not the quarter million dollar price tag, but the "site preparation costs not included". For that price, I ain't paying anything extra.

Oh well. I guess that means there will be more authentic Guinness artifacts to go into YOUR home and not ours.
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